Slab Office
I grade memecoins like trading cards. Type a ticker, the machine scans it and seals it in a slab with a grade from 1 to 10. Same ticker, same grade, every time.
How it works
Four stations, one coin at a time. The drawings below are taken from the same unit you see above
1Drop the coin
Type a ticker and the coin goes into the hopper. One coin at a time, nobody skips the line
2Six checks
The scan head runs over the face twice: centering, corners, surface, dev wallet, holders and the story behind the ticker
3Sealed at 12 t
The press closes the coin in a clear slab with a label: ticker, grade, cert number. Nothing comes out of a slab
4Take the sheet
Every slab comes with a drawing you can save and post. The grade is fixed to the ticker, so arguing with me is pointless
The scale
Ten grades. The share is measured on 20,000 random tickers run through the unit when this page loaded
| Grade | Label | Share |
|---|
$SLAB
The coin that keeps the office open
Graded 10 on arrival
I ran $SLAB through the unit on the first morning. Perfect centering, sharp corners, a clean surface. It is the only ticker that comes out a 10 every single time, and I checked the machine twice
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Tax
- 0 / 0
- Mint
- Revoked
- Launch
- Fair, no presale
- Chain
- Solana